Say it with sarcasm

High-end gifts for low-stakes relationships.

GLORIFIED FABRIC.

We didn't reinvent clothing. We just made it offensive enough to annoy the right people.

We believe the best gifts are the ones that raise an eyebrow. From our Brooklyn studio, we blur the line between artful craftsmanship and bold humor.

Whether it’s a premium tee or a curated candle, every Empty Promise piece is designed to be memorable, provocative, and intentionally unexpected. Welcome to the brand that turns everyday objects into high-end statements.

Just Unpacked

We finally opened the boxes from the warehouse. Take this off our hands so we don’t have to look at it anymore.

You’re Alive. Well Done.

$7.00

Daddy Issues – T-Shirt

$50.00

I “Heart” Toxic Men – T-Shirt

$50.00